Thursday, June 18, 2009
Note to Cooper
Dear Cooper,
You are a DOG. We love you, but you aren't a human. You aren't a child. You're a DOG. You need to eat DOG FOOD. That stuff in your bowl is DOG FOOD.
EAT IT.
You don't have to wait for me to make you some chicken or steak or even a burger. You can eat that stuff in your bowl. Really, you can!
Trust me. Lots of dogs eat that same food and they survive. None have died because they don't get 3 square meals of freshly grilled chicken or beef each day.
You'll be ok, too.
Try it. It's good for you. Really.
Either that or learn how to plug in the George Foreman grill for yourself!
Love,
Mom
You are a DOG. We love you, but you aren't a human. You aren't a child. You're a DOG. You need to eat DOG FOOD. That stuff in your bowl is DOG FOOD.
EAT IT.
You don't have to wait for me to make you some chicken or steak or even a burger. You can eat that stuff in your bowl. Really, you can!
Trust me. Lots of dogs eat that same food and they survive. None have died because they don't get 3 square meals of freshly grilled chicken or beef each day.
You'll be ok, too.
Try it. It's good for you. Really.
Either that or learn how to plug in the George Foreman grill for yourself!
Love,
Mom
# posted by Mrs. Polka Dot @ 11:06 AM 
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